Ten reasons I hate One Direction

Some of you have been curious about why I hate this boy band so fucking much. So here are ten reasons.
10. All of them are British but one. So Niall doesn't stand out much.
9. I can't tell their voices apart when they're singing. It's like Louis, no wait Liam, no Zayn, no wait that's Harry...
8. I don't pronounce Louis  Lou-ie  I pronounce it  Lou-is   it's just how it's spelled that bothers me.
7. Most of their songs don't make sense. Story of my life is about your life? Or is it about finding who you really are in your family? Midnight Memories is about memories you had at midnight? Or being a badass at midnight?
6. Most of the "fans" like Harry. Just Harry and decide that the rest of the band is just a piece of shit.
5. The fake fans are called carrots.
4. In  The Best Song Ever  it shows how girly Zayn can be
3. One Direction was a Miley's VMA Performance. Then that inspired Harry to be Miley for Halloween.
2. Everyone says that Harry and Kendall are going out, but those photos are photo shopped. So whenever J-14 gossips about their "relationship" I'm annoyed because it just isn't true. And the way they just rave on about it is so ANNOYING!
1.  I forgot Liam was in the band.

So those are my reasons. :)